Tuesday, February 21, 2012

The 4am Half Time Show

Jackson, you are a pretty lazy eater.  It is not uncommon for you to fall asleep while I'm nursing you, and then wake up and realize you are still hungry.  In order to really wake you up enough to finish eating, Daddy and I usually change your diaper when you fall asleep, and then you eat on the other side.  We call this the half-time diaper change.

This morning, you decided to explode during half-time.  You covered me, the floor, mommy and daddy's bed, and your changing table with poo in the process.  While I was freaking out and trying to clean the poo off my face and arm, you peed on the wall, the bassinet, and your clothes.  You put on quite the half time show!

If that weren't enough, after I fed you 3 hours later you puked all over me.  You hit the trifecta this morning!  Just wanted to say thanks for keeping me on my toes today.  I will not underestimate you again!

I love you, Jackson!
Love, Mommy


  1. Hilarious! These little ones sure know how to make things exciting!

  2. Oh my goodness, this made me laugh and chuckle. Thought I COMPLETELY understand at 4am there's nothing funny about it. I one time caught poo in my hand right as I was wiping Lucas' newborn bottom. But aren't these pooping/peeing/puking machines the joy of our hearts?=)

  3. That sounds like quite the catastrophe! It makes for a long frustrating night, but it will give you some fun stories when he's older! Auralia was a really slow, sleepy eater. It was awful feeding her every 2-3 hours when it would take an hour to feed her. I pretty much lived without a shirt on! Hang in there, it gets so much easier when they are a few months older!